"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back."
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Rich HookerOne day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"The hooker replied "100 Bucks"The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of ...（查看全文）
Vibrating HusbandA mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator....（查看全文）
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professio...（查看全文）
A guy went on a date with a girl and it went so well that they ended up back at HER place.They went up stairs and they started having sex,after giving it to her 5 times the guy's bellend was red raw ...（查看全文）