In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman... Since then, neither God nor man has rested
God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?"St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Jupiter? It's nice...（查看全文）
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says ...（查看全文）
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the thin...（查看全文）
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"Go...（查看全文）
God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll...（查看全文）