Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated（成双的，成对的） for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous（一夫一妻的） couple.
I don't know why she's so concerned, he added. She's been married three times.
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