One Saturday evening the door bell rang. Bubba answered the
door, where he was greeted by a young man with bad case of acne.
The boy smiled, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here to pick
up Flo. We're going to see a show. Can she go?"
Bubba shook his head, and told his daughter to have a nice time.
A short time later there was a knock at the door. Upon opening
the door Bubba was greeted by another pimple faced boy who smiled
and said, "Hi, my name is Eddie. I'm here to pick up Betty.
We're going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?"
Bubba shook his head, and kissed his daughter good night.
No sooner had Bubba sat down that the bell rang again. Bubba
opened the door to be greeted by a boy with clear skin who said,
"Hi, My name is Chuck." With that, Bubba shot him.
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