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求学网 >> English >> 英语女性笑话

Politically Correct Woman笑话

    She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
    She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
    She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
    She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
    She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES
    She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
    She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
    She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
    She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
    She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
    She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
    She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
    She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
    She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
    She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
    She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
    She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
    She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.
    She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
    She does not have THIN LIPS - She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT


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