The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been netmenced, a hitch arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to netplete the netmission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was net pleted, the patron was asked to nete and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one daub of brilliant red.
What's this? exclaimed the purchaser. I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage.
That's it, replied Hogarth.
But, where are the Israelites?
They are all gone over.
Where are the Egyptians?
They're all drowned.
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