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Introductions笑话

    "You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent.
    "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.
    Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."


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