Hard of hearing 身患重听
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
Sharing everything 分享所有A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman care...（查看全文）
Automotive horror 极速恐怖As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that ther...（查看全文）
Bad relationships 糟糕的关系Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道："Seems like all Alfred and I do is fi...（查看全文）
A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question: "Did God create everything that exists? And a student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!...（查看全文）
Diogenes was a famous greek philosopher of the fourth century b.c., who established the philosophy of cynicism（愤世嫉俗） . He often walked about in the daytime holding a lighted lantern, peering aro...（查看全文）