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Hard of hearing


Hard of hearing 身患重听
   
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
有三个退休的老人,都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天,他们在一起散步。

One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
其中一个人对另一个人说:“这天儿风有点儿大,是吧?”

"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
“不是,”第二个人回答道,“今天是星期四。”

And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
第三个人插话进来说:“我也是,去买瓶可乐吧。”


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